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Total Medals Earned: 135 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,270 Points

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Medals Earned: 87/250 (435/1,250 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 1/29/10
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Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 1/29/10
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Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 1/29/10
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Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck 25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/315 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 9/3/09
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 9/3/09
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 9/3/09
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 9/3/09
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 9/3/09
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 9/3/09
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 9/3/09
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 9/3/09
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 9/3/09
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 9/3/09
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 9/3/09
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/13 (135/155 points)

Goin Up

First kill Unlocked 6/8/11
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first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies Unlocked 6/8/11
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Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump Unlocked 6/8/11
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I can double jump
I like my wall Unlocked 6/8/11
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jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies Unlocked 6/8/11
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Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls Unlocked 6/8/11
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Collect 1000 skulls
Jump on 100 enemies Unlocked 6/8/11
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Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. Unlocked 6/8/11
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Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
I love dem clouds 10 Points touch the sky
Combo Breaker 25 Points Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button 25 Points Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level 50 Points Evolve to final level
I can stop at any time 50 Points play for an hour
Kill every big enemy 50 Points Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/21 (140/825 points)

Name that NG Character

10 Pokemon Unlocked 5/10/11
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Capture 10 Characters
50 Pokemon 10 Points Capture 50 Characters
High Score 900 10 Points Achieve a high score of 900
Dedicated 25 Points Encounter all Characters
High Score 1500 25 Points Achieve a high score of 1500
100 Pokemon 50 Points Capture 100 Pokemon
Perfect Game 50 Points PhD Newgrounds
Terrible Game Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)

Portal Defenders

First Blood Unlocked 1/29/10
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Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 1/29/10
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Press the jump button to take flight!.
Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)

StrawberyClock Smackdown

Traveling Unlocked 8/16/11
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Went right.
King of the Portal Unlocked 8/16/11
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Defeated ki1o.
You cannot kill Strawberry Clock 5 Points Get a game over.
Pop Your Berry 10 Points Use the B power for the first time.
Satisfied Customer 25 Points Bought every item in the Clock Mart

Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/70 points)

Tax Time!

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 5/2/10
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Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! Unlocked 5/2/10
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Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall Unlocked 5/2/10
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Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 9/14/09
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Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 9/14/09
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Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 9/14/09
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Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 9/14/09
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Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 9/14/09
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Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 9/14/09
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Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 9/14/09
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Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 9/14/09
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Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 9/14/09
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Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 9/14/09
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Abducted Unlocked 10/29/09
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Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 9/14/09
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Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 10/29/09
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Professional Unlocked 9/14/09
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Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 10/29/09
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Use a nuke
Master Unlocked 10/29/09
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Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 9/14/09
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Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 10/29/09
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Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything

Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)